I Would But I Don't Want To — Cross-Stitch Pattern
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I Would But I Don't Want To — Cross-Stitch Pattern
Sometimes the full sentence is unnecessary.
I Would But I Don't Want To is a perfectly honest design from the Snarky Sayings Series, delivering the kind of refreshing candor that most people only think but never say out loud. With clean typography and a straightforward message, this pattern celebrates the art of polite refusal without the usual excuses.
What You'll Get:
📥 Instant PDF download - Start stitching your honesty immediately
💬 "I Would But I Don't Want To" design - Refreshingly candid
🎨 Clean typography - Minimalist and direct
📏 Finished size: approximately 3.3" x 3.3" - Perfect for framing
🧵 Recommended for 14-count Aida - 3 strands of floss
Perfect For:
🚫 Anyone who's mastered the art of saying no
💪 People with excellent boundaries and zero guilt
🏢 Office and workspace décor
🎨 Craft rooms and creative spaces
🎁 Gifts for people who value honesty over excuses
😏 Personal mantras for the unapologetically selective
Snarky Sayings Series Collection:
As with all patterns in the Snarky Sayings Series, I Would But I Don't Want To uses the same curated DMC color palette, making it easy to mix and match with other favorites for a cohesive (and quietly sarcastic) display.
Why You'll Love This Pattern:
Perfect for anyone who appreciates honesty without apology, this pattern makes a delightful addition to an office, work-from-home setup, craft room, or anywhere silent judgment is part of the décor. The minimalist design stitches up quickly and lands the joke without trying too hard—making it relatable, funny, and just restrained enough to hang in polite company.
Stitch it as a personal mantra, a workplace warning, or a gift for someone who's mastered the art of not doing what they don't want to do.
Ready to stitch your boundaries? Click Add to Cart and embrace radical honesty today! 🚫
📥 Digital Download: This is a PDF pattern delivered instantly after purchase. No physical items will be shipped.
📜 Usage Rights: This pattern is for personal use only and may not be copied, shared, or resold. It is intended solely for the purchaser.
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Some of our books (and soon, all!) are part of our new Print on Demand program! This means the books you order will be printed and shipped from near where you live, anywhere in the world! This takes 2-3 weeks, and you can use the PDF version in the meantime ☺️ This makes it cheaper for our customers outside the US, and simplifies our logistics so we can keep prices low! If the closest printer to you is outside your country, any duties/customs/tariffs imposed on your order are the responsibility of the customer.
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For books in our Print on Demand program, you can expect to receive your book 2-3 weeks after placing your order. Your order is printed at and shipped from the printing facility closest to you.
For books still at our warehouse in Salt Lake City, UT, books typically ship within 1-2 business days. Orders are shipped via the method you choose at checkout, and tracking information will be available once your package hits the mail stream!
Please note: Media Mail, while the cheapest option, can take 8-10 business days to arrive, and the tracking can be spotty. It's a great, reliable option, but the tracking can't always be trusted.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes! For books in our Print on Demand program, those orders are printed at and shipped from the printing facility closest to you, significantly reducing shipping times and costs!
For books still at our warehouse in Salt Lake City, UT, international shipping can be pretty hefty, but it's an option if you'd like it!
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What's your return policy?
If you're unhappy with your order, send us an email at hello@stitchpeople.com and we'll make it right! We offer refunds on a case-by-case basis, and we're also generous with store credit and exchanges! We're pretty chill people, so as long as you're not trying to take advantage, we'll be accommodating!
Can I sell my finished portraits?
What you CAN sell
You're more than welcome to sell finished, cross-stitch pieces you've stitched using our patterns! Yes, this means you can open a shop and take commissions to stitch someone's family 😘 If you do, we'd love a shout-out! Something like "Inspired by Stitch People" is great—it lets people know about Stitch People without suggesting an affiliation.
What you CAN'T sell
We kindly ask that you don't sell patterns you've designed with Stitch People patterns, or based on the Stitch People style, in any form. (considered "derivative works"). That starts to encroach on our intellectual property (copyright), which is sort of the magic sauce that makes our business work. If you have questions, or would like to discuss designing Stitch People style patterns in collaboration with us, you can reach out to us at hello@stitchpeople.com.
How long will I have access to my digital products?
As long as we're in business! And we're not planning on going anywhere anytime soon! 😁 Even if we update our website or change platforms, you'll always be able to access your digital products from your account. So whether your laptop dies, you drop your iPad in the pool, or your phone is run over by a gang of 4-year-olds on tricycles, you can always come back to your account and re-download!
All we ask is that you don't share your digital products with others who haven't purchased them!
Who's behind Stitch People?
Lizzy and Spencer Bean! Back in 2011, Lizzy saw the idea for cross-stitch portraits in a Martha Stewart Magazine, but didn't like the designs, so she made her own! That year, she made the first Stitch People portrait of her own family—Lizzy, mom, dad, husband, sister, and brother-in-law, and the combined 6 pets between them!
From there, Lizzy started taking commissions online, stitching hundreds of portraits over several years. Then in 2014, Lizzy published the 1st edition of Do-It-Yourself Stitch People book (now in it's 2nd edition!) and that started the next chapter of Stitch People—designing patterns so other stitchers could make their own portraits!
We're still publishing patterns, many of which are collaborations with other talented stitchers! If you're interested in collaborating, send us an email to hello@stitchpeople.com!
